Absolute worst thrift ever

Absolute worst thrift ever

I would laugh if I didn’t spell my name like this half the time too

I would laugh if I didn’t spell my name like this half the time too

punkgender:

one of the worst things about becoming educated on social issues is when people are like ‘you used to have a sense of humor’

no i used to have internalized prejudices which i’ve worked really hard to overcome and i realize now that your jokes are shitty

(via yennster57)

Robert: “I love Betty White”

Robert: “I love Betty White”

  • Jesus: You blamed your brother for eating the doughnut, and now you walk out on your mission companion?! Tch! You're a DICK!
  • Elder Price: I came out tonight to have a good time and I honestly am feeling so attacked right now

jack3013:

nerdtacos:

mixologytonothing:

heartshapedboxofpinsandwires:

keep-calm-stay-healthy:

sherlockedandnotginger:

onlyslightly:

Fixed it.

Give this ALL THE NOTES please.

I dont wanna date boys who are so unbelievably insecure and obsessed with whatever I did in sex life prior to meeting them. You look at me and all you can think about is other guys pounding me? Sounds like a personal problem, asshole.

Kid: Why is it so bad for girls to be “a slut?”

Me: Oh, it isn’t really. But guys don’t like when a girl has a lot of sexual experience cause then they can tell if a guy is good or bad in bed. They prefer girls to be virgins, cause then she can’t tell how bad he might be at it.

oh shiiiiit, that last comment is gold

John Green said it best: “Do you think it matters how many people someone has slept with?” No, and it particularly bothers me that women are held to a different standard on this front than men. Also, it’s such a weird thing to care about. Like, imagine if I tried eating Cheerios for breakfast. Would Cheerios be like ‘I’m the 48th cereal you’ve tried eating!? I don’t feel special.’ Well then screw you Cheerios, I can’t go into the past and uneat all those cereals, but that doesn’t mean I don’t genuinly enjoy your wholegrain crunch…”

All of this

(via lastofthemadones)

hoekage:

somebody needs to fucking kiss me

(via assstiel)

internetzahhakeriszahbacker:

The only show based off a movie that wasn’t just good but absolutely fantastic

(Source: idreamofjimmy, via fa1loutboy)