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#mom

Tags: mom

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abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

(Source: connorsbod, via whysocynical)

hatfullofsky:

You think you’re going to be hip and teen forever and then suddenly you find yourself drinking red wine and playing board games and lusting after men with beards 

(Source: hatfullofwhy, via whysocynical)

flurle:

ejacutastic:

i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TEXT POST ALL MY LIFE

(via jackingtonoff)

bluejeanchan:

ysosketchy:

Make sure to use protection if you’re gonna do it.

This is the most horrifying thing I’ve seen in a while

bluejeanchan:

ysosketchy:

Make sure to use protection if you’re gonna do it.

This is the most horrifying thing I’ve seen in a while

(via felinoidjammies)

i-dont-have-to-do-boo:

peabodysfedora:

detectivewho:

dblaksle:

guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? 

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I do.

Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.

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He don’t give a shit.

And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu

Yep

What a serious of unnecessary events

(Source: therealslimblakeslee, via cheekbonesandoceaneyes)

marththebland:

vondell-swain:

marththebland:

vondell-swain:

galosengen:

octopusoracle:

if you think our economy is bad just be thankful you dont live in neopia

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holy shit

i thought inflation was bad when I was there

it’s like postwar germany

take your wheelbarrow of neopoints to the market to buy a loaf of bread

you’re right neopets is exactly like postwar germany

there is absolutely no difference between neopets and postwar germany

(Source: monoeko, via cheekbonesandoceaneyes)

"Animal Crossing is a kid’s game"

my-newleaf-life:

me: yeah, well at least i don’t have a

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(via cheekbonesandoceaneyes)